im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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