is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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