So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
