Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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