i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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