His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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