I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I love having hate sex.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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