Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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