Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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