i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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