You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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