Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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