I want to walk on stilts...naked
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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