everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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