if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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