i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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