i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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