Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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