you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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