Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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