We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
my poor anus
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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