So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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