But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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