There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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