Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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