Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
