I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
