who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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