I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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