you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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