Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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