I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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