yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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