woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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