Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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