She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
