if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Randomize
