Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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