am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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