yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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