I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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