quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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