yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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