Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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