I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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