Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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