She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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