why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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