I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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