he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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