i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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