There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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